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Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya! Pt. I: Shida

Let's face facts, ladies and gentlemen. Shida was a tease.

Her face had a smile that'd make you swoon, her body had curves that call for carresing, and her naughty bits had a sign that said 'DO NOT ENTER'.

We all tried. She'd flirt and flirt and flirt, and we'd flirt back. But as soon as one of us said something along the lines of, 'Why don't you go out with me?', she got colder than an eskimo's left nut.

Last time I saw her was at the London Hypodrome, that time when Poetic Ammo came to London to open for some vocal group I can't for the life of me remember right now. Anyway, she was there with the boyfriend that she'd been saving herself for, and the man had teeth that would make a horse say, "damn, motherfucker, that's some bad fucking teeth".

I wish I could say more, but I can't.
29.6.04 08:30
 


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